Subcommittee Gamma
Today's Agenda:
- Discussion on the best pizza topping for a 3 AM breakfast pizza
- Vote on which fictional character would make the best committee leader
- Unofficial break: A group nap
Meeting 001: The Unproductive Agenda
Attendees:
- John, the guy who forgot his password
- Jane, the resident expert on procrastination
- Ted, the guy with the really loud tie
Decisions:
- We will not decide anything today.
Meeting 002: The One Where We Pretend to Work
Attendees:
- John, the guy who forgot his password
- Jane, the resident expert on procrastination
- Ted, the guy with the really loud tie
- And now, Bob, who just joined via Zoom
Decisions:
- We decided that we're not actually working.